Oh the banter! Do you enjoy some Glaswegian craic? here are some classic Scottish sayings bound to bring a smile to anyone in the know...
If you're not sure then here's some rough translations.
awa' an' bile yer heid (get lost - go away and boil your head)
gonnae no dae that (stop it now)
pure dead brilliant (exclamation of joy)
yer da' sells avon (derogatory statement about your dad)
ya dancer/belter (you brilliant person)
bawbag/fannybaws (nowadays a term of endearment/dodgy nickname for a friend)
and so on......